playmelikeyourstratovarius:

zuky:

mishachu:

funeralfrost:

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

starring helena bonham carter as johnny depp

Co-starring Johnny Depp as Helena Bonham Carter.

in claymation

willgrhms:

themisadventuresofmaddy:

do you ever feel like you’re just sort of 

there

like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really care if it was gone

like you just sort of exist but you don’t really mean anything

serverussnape-always:

WHEN A BOOK IS JUST SO ELOQUENTLY WRITTEN AND THE CHARACTERS ARE BEAUTIFUL AND HAVE AMAZING DEVELOPMENT AND EVERYTHING IS DESCRIBED SO PERFECTLY THAT YOU CAN PICTURE IT SO FLAWLESSLY IN YOUR HEAD

AND JUST

LITERATURE

earthnation:

deodrant:

deodrant:

what do u put in a toaster 

bread

this isnt even a joke

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

whyamisorandom:

can i try a 30 day free trial of being famous

human-in-a-cyborg-uniform:

samandriel-was-good:

People who complain about how River doesn’t look like Amy and Rory

like, you realize she was black at one point, right?

ludwig-weilschmidt:

WHEN YOU TRY TO PUSH YOUR GLASSES UP BUT END UP ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHING THE LENS AND MAKING IT DIRTY

dinnerpartydan:

That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.